Greg: No, I actually had no idea. The ladies at the bakery asked me and I suggested, "Here is the cake you wanted".
Me: How did that one go over?
Greg: They told me it was a terrible idea. So they wrote this instead. Then, they started telling me all about each of their pregnancies, in great detail. Today was a weird day.
Although I laughed for quite a while at this conversation, I had something to laugh even harder about a few hours later...
Greg: So, are you going to have a piece of the cake soon?
Me: Maybe a little later.
Me: Why, did you want some?
Greg: I would like a slice with a balloon on it.
This further confirms my theory that I already have a child.